Sometimes I watch infomercials to just tell myself, “Well, at least you are not as hopeless as they are”
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
Lost it at You mean more to me then…Home Depot
"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?
If you ever feel sad or that you are too slow or stupid, remember that you aren’t the person in the world right now that is pulling on a door that says “Push”encouraging quote from a stranger today
Lay with me Cersei, I incestJaime Lannister, probably, at some point (via stupid-fucking-rope)
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
If I ever meet any “Mumfamily” members or Mumford fans, expect one of these to happen